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Female caller, reporting that her boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend is threatening her, AND that said ex-girlfriend is keeping too many dogs:

“She is already in so much trouble with the Attorney General of the Humane Society!”

And then there’s the call from two nights ago:

“I need the number for the sleep study at the hospital.”

(OK, I have some words for this one – at least words I WISH I could say)

Sweetie, that’s more a question for 411 than for 911.  And sleep study?  Sign me up!  I could use some sleep right now.  🙂